Je vous voir venir...C'est juste le reflet des chaises...
"Mister Roberts, um... did you have an accident?"
"What? Oh, no."
"It kind of looks like you did."
"That's just the reflection of your chairs on my podium."
"Ah. I guess that makes sense."
"Right. Now, we're discussing the commercialization of winter holidays, and..."
"Mister Roberts?"
"Yes?"
"Why does the reflection smell like piss?"