Deux Allemands montent dans ce cabinet des curiosités parisien. Cette petite boîte d'allumettes est un ascenseur. Il faut y mesurer ses abattis car il mesure 30 centimètres de profondeur.
Dude: "Now we'll enter a sick elevator. Don't be afraid."
C: "It's really sick. Thirty..."
D: "You'll have to press the button."
C: "Thirty Centimetres!"
D: "That's never Thirty Centimetres."
C: "I'll never get [fit] in here" then either "Do I also have to fit?" or "I'll have to be careful."
D: "So [I'll have to press] the 0?"
C: "Here comes the door...press it, press it. [Unintelligible invasionmonkey noises]"
D: "Oh geez..."
C: "It's great!"
D: "Who builds something like this? If this gets stuck, I'm going to die."
C: "The door's opening, watch out."
C&D: "[Astonished invasionmonkey noises]"
C: "Alright, one more look. What a great device. Alright, say goodbye!"